Snake Oil Flask
Dr. Charlatan’s Elixir of Life will bring instant relief of common sense, boredom, sobriety, balance, enunciation, fidelity, and virginity. This stainless steel flask holds six ounces of snake oil, which is four standard shots. Or three. Let’s be honest here, two shots.
Customize it with your friend’s name! Customize it with your groomsmen’s names, and add their drunken accomplishments to the list of things it cures. Customize it with my name! No, that’s weird, why would you do that?
Dr. Charlatan’s Elixir of Life will bring instant relief of common sense, boredom, sobriety, balance, enunciation, fidelity, and virginity. This stainless steel flask holds six ounces of snake oil, which is four standard shots. Or three. Let’s be honest here, two shots.
Customize it with your friend’s name! Customize it with your groomsmen’s names, and add their drunken accomplishments to the list of things it cures. Customize it with my name! No, that’s weird, why would you do that?
Dr. Charlatan’s Elixir of Life will bring instant relief of common sense, boredom, sobriety, balance, enunciation, fidelity, and virginity. This stainless steel flask holds six ounces of snake oil, which is four standard shots. Or three. Let’s be honest here, two shots.
Customize it with your friend’s name! Customize it with your groomsmen’s names, and add their drunken accomplishments to the list of things it cures. Customize it with my name! No, that’s weird, why would you do that?